Before we begin, I know you’re taking Dental Technology. Do you immediately hone in on someone’s teeth the moment you meet them? No lie, I’m a bit nervous.

Well, you know how girls think that when they talk to guys, they’ll stare at their chest? I find I’m like that with teeth. I’ll be talking to someone and staring at their teeth and they’ll totally know I’m doing it. I’ll walk away from a conversation never having looked them in the eyes. It’s bad.

Well I guess you’re the loser here, I happen to have beautiful eyes. Speaking of eyes, have you ever blackened someone’s eye with a volleyball?

I hit a girl in the nose once! She got knocked out! She came back into the gym a half hour later and she had two black eyes! I felt awful!

I guess if you ever smash someone’s teeth, you can just make them a set of veneers as an apology.

I never thought of that! You don’t see as many people getting hit in the face in college, but to be honest it’s always a goal.

A goal? Interesting insight… So do you have any weird pre-game rituals?

I always paint my nails before a game. I guess everything I do is very hands-on, and in volleyball everyone is always looking at your hands. I make sure they look nice and they have to be painted with a new coat the day before. It’s also sort of a team neatness thing. Everyone should look good when they’re playing.

I noticed you have T.R.R.R on the back of your jersey this year. Can you tell me what it stands for?

No, it’s a secret! It’s our team saying for the year. Apparently, we’re allowed to tell people once the season is done.

Come on! Just give me the exclusive…

No way, we’re not allowed to tell anyone! We’ve had a lot of people try to guess what it is, but no one is even close.

Now that you’ve told me that I can’t know what it means, it’s all I want to know!