You, like a lot of girls, love shoes. How deep does this love go?

I have over 200 pairs of shoes or something close to that. I figure that once I have 365 pairs of shoes I’ll stop. A pair of shoes for every day of the year! When that’s done I’ll start on purses.

Surely you have all of your shoes organized in order of colour, style and season?

I so don’t! My shoes are in a huge pile of the floor. I mean, I’m organized, but I change shoes so often during the day that I just kind of chuck them on the ground. I figured this is easier but I do lose shoes. I’ve found shoes in the couch or under the bed, but it’s always just one shoe! It’s so annoying.

Speaking of annoying: You say your favorite show is Big Brother... Really? Really!? Please defend that.

You can’t defend Big Brother! It’s like defending a crack addiction. You do it behind closed doors and try to keep it secret, but you just can’t stop!

You need to break yourself of these addictions. Fill me in on the party trick you mentioned, it sounds like an interesting one.

I can drink a bottle of beer from my cleavage.

Whoa! What possessed you to even try that?

We were out, and I was kinda bored, and I saw my boyfriend’s beer bottle sitting there and he didn’t want to share with me! So I put it in my cleavage just to see if I could. Then I wanted to see if I could get my mouth around it... I could. Then I flipped it upside down and drank it all! I had an audience at that point!

I suddenly remembered a party I want you to be at...